HMMM: shayne ward - gotta be somebody

shayne ward - gotta be somebody
[shayne, there is a reason why you are not a big star by now. you allow your team to make you release twee cover versions of nickelback songs, you say yes to gratuitous videos like this which totally debunk whatever 'talent' you had in the past and simplify it up to JUST your looks, and you just kind of suck. oh and you're kind of hot btw! (making all my previous points moot in the legitimacy dept)]

HMM...: willow smith - whip my hair

willow smith - whip my hair
[firstly, i have whiplash just watching willow do this. secondly, what kind of random song is this? thirdly, if she wasn't the spawn of will and jada, would she even have gotten through the front door of the record label? i'm just asking questions... i do have to say she does have ALOT of energy and the hook does offer some adult sized swagger, but i sure need a neck massage now.]

HMMM...: jamiroquai - white knuckle ride

jamiroquai - white knuckle ride
[it's been almost 5 years since we've had any new material from jamiroquai and i have to say that this 'reboot' is kind of underwhelming. throw in the fact that the video is just plain douchey (hey look, i can fly a helicopter! and i'm chasing a porche!) and well, i'm hoping the rest of the album will be more interesting. cmon jammy, you are much better than this!]